Cards against humanity win

Cards against humanity win

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Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.

Deepak Chopra

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isolating-hearts:

Marry someone who knows your favorite drink, color, even the way you style your hair, but you realize you never told them. 

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youdontevenliftt:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE CATS


You good there?

youdontevenliftt:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE CATS

You good there?

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It’s like coming home after a long trip. Thats what love is like. It’s like coming home.

Piper Chapman- Orange is the New Black  (via heartnothate)

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therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

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the-lavendermenace:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

I showed this to my sibling, and they didn’t get it so I said to read it out loud"One over five, two over five…"And then I just laughed for like ten minutes

the-lavendermenace:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

I showed this to my sibling, and they didn’t get it so I said to read it out loud
"One over five, two over five…"
And then I just laughed for like ten minutes

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One tear slid down her cheek.